Funny Awesome Answers In IAS Examination

Funny Awesome Answers In IAS (Indian Administrative Services) Examination

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concre...te floor without
cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
(UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three
oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for
IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank
98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said"I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really
difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"The boy
thought for a while and said,"my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me
this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the
correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said,
"It's the DAY sir!" "How"the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult
question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the
master of presence of mind. This is a famous paper
written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an
eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with
source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the
below answer and topped the exam!
* OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987* *ESSAY QUESTION*
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer (After 7 blank pages, at the end of the
last page…): This is courage.

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Top 5 Funny Omegle Conversations

Top 5 Funny Omegle Conversations, you can also try chatting yourself on http://omegle.com/ and have fun.

1. Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You just lost the game.
Stranger: you are ......
You: i’m blond, what’s your excuse?
Stranger: my excuse is that i’m not f..k..p
You: You can’t win the game
You: You just do a little better each time.
Stranger: no, you just get a little bit more ...... each time you talk about it
You: I suppose next you’ll call me gay.
Stranger: no, because i don’t use gay as an insult
You: That’s civilized
Stranger: i agree
You: I believe those who call others gay do so because they fear that they themselves are gay.
You: Makes sense?
Stranger: sometimes
You: Otherwise they’re just a simian crossbreed.
Stranger: other times they are just trying to be cool by saying it, or just say it because they hear others say it and don’t think about what the word means
You: I rest my case.
You: Those people meet all of the previously mentioned criteria.
Stranger: not necessarily
You: OH THAT’S RIGHT!
You: They’re also republican.
Stranger: but all republicans are .....
You: Precisely.
You: What is your opinion on Coldplay?
Stranger: they suck overall, but their last album wasn’t half bad, and they have the occasional good song
You: ….
You: You’re gaayy.

2. Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: do u look like pamela anderson?
You: sure
Stranger: shes not my type
Your conversational partner has disconnected. 

3. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im a 18 male looking for a dirty girl
You: that’s me
You:
Stranger: asl
You: 17 f miami
Stranger: describe urself
You: i am fat, chubby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

4. Stranger: hi
You: heyyy
You: do you have sence for humour?
Stranger: no
You: oh
Stranger: i don't have any sense of humour
Stranger: that's true.
You: why is that true?
Stranger: becasue people disconnect with me
You: Are you serious ? I thought sence was with a C
You: You wrote it with a S
You: so now i got to disconnect you, bye.
You have disconnected.

5. you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: hi
you: you walk into a room and see a flash what do you do?
stranger: smile
you: unable to see anything, you smiled. someone suddenly thrust something like a microphone in your hands, then walked back into the room. what you do?
stranger: speak
you: you spoke.
you: as the flash thins off, you notice several beaten down and a few dead people in the room, and a staircase going down.
you: you look at your hand and see a small blunt weapon covered in blood.
you: you started to hear police sirens. what you do?
stranger: run
you: you started running. two police officers saw you. they drew their guns and started shooting. what you do?
stranger: ninja
you: you try to ninja your way out. a bullet pierced through your forehead. h_adshot, b_tch.
you: you lost the game.
stranger: lawl