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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Funny Statuses Quotes For Facebook

 Here, i present you very best of Funny Statuses Quotes For Facebook which of course you can use as your Facebook status

A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that was awesome".

I feel sleepy 24x7!....what to do???

"Most people say U have changed but no 1 dares to look into you eyes and say u have compromised a lot"

Best error message of the century
An error shown by a computer:
"No keyboard found.
...Press any key to continue...."

I drink once in a blue moon but the problem is why that blue moon comes so frequently.... lol

In the good old days, girls used to cook like their mothers, NOW THEY DRINK LIKE THEIR FATHERS...

Some people are so useless like "AY" in the word "OKAY"!!!!!!!!

Everyone's a genius, But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid."

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember

Love doesn't require two people look at each other, but that they look together in the same direction.

“Who gets the hottest place in hell, the Priest who would take away the innocence of a child or the lawyer that would defend him?”

If I were a computer I'd shut down and reboot my life.

"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first."


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